This morning, I went on a walk to the boutique that’s just several minutes away from me.

At the front counter, there were several bags that said, “I speak fluent Italian.”

Naturally, I was very intrigued. Of course I want a bag that announces my Italian fluency to the world!

Disappointingly, the only Italian that is on these bags are the words for the luxury companies “Gucci”, “Prada”, “Fendi”, and “Versace”.

I haven’t even heard of Fendi and Versace before, which means that my Italian isn’t too great according to this bag, or just in general.

Maybe if Gucci and Prada come out with a wug collection, I can review their products.

That’s a very gigantic hint to you, Gucci and Prada and the rest of the luxury companies out in the world. Create a wug product line, and then maybe one day if I am a very rich woman, I will buy a wug-something from you.